You May Turn Over and Begin : Simone Armitage : : “Which of these films was Dirk Bogardenot in? One hundredweight of bauxite 2 makes how much aluminium?how many tales in ‘The Decameron’?” 4 General Studies, the upper sixth, a doddle, a cinchfor anyone with an ounce of common sense 6 or a calculatorwith aContinue reading “You May Turn Over and Begin : Simone Armitage : : School Poems : :”
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Please Mrs Butler : Allan Ahlberg : : Children’s Poems : :
Please Mrs ButlerBy Allan Ahlberg Please Mrs ButlerThis boy Derek DrewKeeps copying my work, Miss.What shall I do? Go and sit in the hall, dear.Go and sit in the sink.Take your books on the roof, my lamb.Do whatever you think. Please Mrs ButlerThis boy Derek DrewKeeps taking my rubber, Miss.What shall I do? Keep itContinue reading “Please Mrs Butler : Allan Ahlberg : : Children’s Poems : :”
Chocolate Cake : Michael Rosen : ( 1 ) : : Narrative Video Of The Chocolate Cake Poem : Michael Rosen : ( 2 ) : : HAPPY TWELFTH NIGHT : : Children’s Poems : :
https://youtu.be/7BxQLITdOOc I love chocolate cake.And when I was a boyI loved it even more. Sometimes we used to have it for teaand Mum used to say,‘If there’s any left overyou can have it to take to schooltomorrow to have at playtime.’And the next day I would take it to schoolwrapped up in tin foilopen itContinue reading “Chocolate Cake : Michael Rosen : ( 1 ) : : Narrative Video Of The Chocolate Cake Poem : Michael Rosen : ( 2 ) : : HAPPY TWELFTH NIGHT : : Children’s Poems : :”
The Prodigal Son : (Western Version) : Rudyard Kipling : : Sons Poems : :
Here come I to my own again, Fed, forgiven. and known again, Claimed by bone of my bone again And cheered by flesh of my flesh. The fatted calf is dressed for me, But the husks have greater zest for me, I think my pigs will be best for me, So I’m off to theContinue reading “The Prodigal Son : (Western Version) : Rudyard Kipling : : Sons Poems : :”